knock-knock jokes

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  Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Isabel.
  Isabel who?
  Is a bell ringing?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry gråta.

Knock Knock. Who’s there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock. Who’s there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock. Who’s there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knowck. Who’s there?
Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome stilig.
Handsome who?
Hand some pizza to me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?

I love you with all my heart.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Anything you can do I can do better.
(Vad som helst du kan gör kan jag gör bättre.)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dounut.
Dounut who?
Do not ask any more silly questions
                                              (löjliga frågor)