light bulb jokes
Q: How many divas does it take to change a lightbulb?:
A: One. The diva holds it and the whole world turns around her.
Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they're all to depressed to do it.
Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 3. One to screw it in, one to cry about it, and one to write a journal entry.
Q: How many goths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They sit in the dark.
Q: How many nerds does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Any number, but the change has to be logged in a notebook.
Q: How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, punks can't change a thing.
Q: How many skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and one to film it.
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