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Q: How many Apple employees does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. One to change the bulb, and six to design the T-shirt.

Q:  How many tech support people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring
     Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring 
     Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring 
     Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring 
     Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring.....

Q: How many system administrators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just deny everyone access to the room.