world jokes

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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.

Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved!

Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.

Q: Which country has the largest captial city?
A: Ireland - its capital keeps doublin' (Dublin).

What nationality are you?
Well, my mother was born in Iceland and my father was born in Cuba so I guess that makes me an ice cube.

Q: How many North Koreans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What's a lightbulb?