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5 Jokes with double meanings
· Why didn't the shark swallow (eat) the clown fish?
· Why was six afraid of seven?
· Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
· Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
· Why did the pregnant lady start yelling "I'm! Didn't! Can't!"
· Someone asked what the ninth letter of the alphabet is. It was a complete guess but I was right.
Answers:
Because it tasted funny.
Because 7 ate 9.
Because he had no body to go with.
Because her students were so bright.
Because she was having contractions.
