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· White House launches Wikidiaper ( Wikinappy) website

· President to remove oil spill with effective Toxic Accident Leak Kleaner (TALK), which is cheap and easily spreadable with mass media applicators

· Trickle-down Economics

· Focus group: tanning salon tax disproportionately targets white people

· Tan spray warning

· I was born a suspect. I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their mace, lock their car doors. If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass, I can see old ladies on the phone. They've already dialed 9-1-1 and are just waiting for me to do something wrong. -Chris Rock

· Before the US invasion of Iraq, a reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction? "Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy? ? ? We made copies of all the receipts!!"

· An Open Letter to the People of the United States

"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."