Xmas
Carols
Songs: Jingle Bells, Deck the Halls
Dickens: A Christmas Carol
A Christmas Carol (simplified)
Jokes
What happened when the snowwoman fell out 
with the snowman?
Nothing - She gave him the cold shoulder !
What will happen to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
A Christmas thought: STRESSED is DESSERTS spelt backwards...
What do you call people who are
 afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic!
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night!
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither - a candle burns shorter!
Who says "oh oh oh" ?
Santa walking backwards!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum - you can't beat it!!