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Xmas

Carols

Songs: Jingle Bells, Deck the Halls

    Thumbnail for version as of 07:02, 28 February 2007  "White Christmas"

    Thumbnail for version as of 07:02, 28 February 2007  "The Christmas Can-Can"

Dickens: A Christmas Carol

A Christmas Carol (simplified)

Jokes

What happened when the snowwoman fell out 
with the snowman?
   Nothing - She gave him the cold shoulder !

What will happen to you at Christmas ?
   Yule be happy !

A Christmas thought:  STRESSED is DESSERTS spelt backwards...

What do you call people who are
 afraid of Santa Claus?
   Claus-trophobic!

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
   Silent Night!

What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
   Neither - a candle burns shorter!

Who says "oh oh oh" ?
   Santa walking backwards!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
   A broken drum - you can't beat it!!