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Q: What gives milk, says "moo," and makes all your wishes come true?
A: Your dairy godmother.

Q: What did Franklin say when he discovered electricity?
A: Nothing. He was too shocked.

Q: What's another name for a dog kennel?
A: A barking lot.

Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a driveway.

Q: Why do leopards have spots?
A: Because there are no dry cleaners in the jungle.

Q: What is wind?
A: Air that's in a hurry.

Q: What is the left side of the cake?
A: The side that isn't eaten.

Q: What color is a contented cat?
A: Purrrrrrrrrple.

Q: How can you make the number seven even?
A: Take off the "s".

Q: What kind of bee has no stinger?
A: A Frisbee.

Still More Riddles

Q: What do you get when you cross korsar  poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships.

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: "You're so attractive!"

Q: What kind of songs do you sing in a car?
A: Cartoons (car tunes)

Q: What casts no shadow when passing in front of the sun?
A: The wind.

Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede tusenfoting?
A: A walkie-talkie.

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a solved problem.

Q: How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know.

Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven: One to install the new bulb, and six to figure what to do
    with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, but it's actually the same person. They went back in time and met themselves in the room and then the first one sat on the other's shoulders so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all were blown out of existence